Here is a little secret. I quite enjoy checking my junk emails. I only do it once a week or so. It doesn't take long to sift through - despite the mountainous quantities.
I'm not sure how I managed to become such a popular target. Mary hardly gets any. I have two possible answers. The first is that I give my email address to the likes of spurs.com. And my beloved sells on personal information. The second is that I'm a guy. And therefore more of a target for e.g. body part enlargement products.
Among my recent junk, I'm receiving lots of emails from Steph and Becky. Fortunately, I have yet to be fooled into opening any of their correspondence. For they need to improve on their entrapment scam. The title of their emails are 'new in town'. Now a title like this might work on peeps living in a big English city. But it ain't likely to fool me out here. If only Steph and Becky knew the excitement created in Ingwavuma when somebody new arrives. No need for modern communication devices. Word of mouth does the job.
It so happens I'm just off to do a very quick shop in the only Ingwavuma shop - Spar. I tell you if I meet either Steph or Becky (or both).
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